Georgy Girl

Shed those dowdy feathers and fly!

Do us that favor.

Could it be you just don't try? Or is it the clothes you wear?

Mommy Time

Our final Doggy Style featuring Mommie Dearest was a real gas. The gays were riveted, the straights talked and talked and talked right over the movie. In other words, exactly like you'd expect.

I want to sincerely thank everyone who came and supported Doggy Style over the past six months. It was a good time and far exceeded my expectations. I hope you had fun!

As a denouement to Mommie Dearest here's a new video from Julie and Jackie (the comedians who did the brilliant parody of Brenda Dickson's "Welcome to my Home." If you don't know what I'm talking about, follow those links and achieve enlightenment).

This may start a little slow, but give yourself to the three minute mark before you make any judgements.

(thanks for the tip, Ed!)

Cheer Up Attempt #2

This Miss Universe tumble on Monday night was entertaining enough, although her stick arms and giant breast implants and apparent nosejob were distracting ...

But not as entertaining as the video that showed up in the "related videos" box of Beyonce taking a tumble down some stairs during an Orlando concert! Watch her fall head-first - someone ring the alarm! No wait, she's fine. Thank God for protective wig headgear!

Yes, I am exactly this mature.

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Doggy Style Last Call

Coordinating with baseball games and the excitement of long summer days has begun to irritate me too much, so I'm putting Doggy Style on hiatus. It's been a good run, but I guess I'm ready for a break.

It's going out with a bang, though! Our final Doggy Style Gay Movie of the Week presentation will be the all-time camp classic, Mommie Dearest! View it with booze and cigarettes, like God intended.

Join us for one last gay hurrah at the Park Bar this week!

Cheer Up Attempt #1

Usually when I am in a crappy mood I will throw on certain songs that always get me excited to plan a party or perform a drag act while driving, but none of them have worked very well with this recent funk.

I came across this today, though, and it made me smile. For like a minute.

Taking a breather

Hey kids, I'm gonna take a little time off this week. I'm angry about a whole slew of things right now and nothing good is gonna come of it if I'm putzing around on here.

I'll throw something up here or there I'm sure, and Doggy Style next week is Mommie Dearest so you know that's gonna be good fun.

Fierce Hot Mess

Oh kids, here's a great way to celebrate your independence this weekend - a big gay dance party at OSLO!

This Friday night - that's right, the Fourth of July - you can throw down at Fierce Hot Mess, a "dirty, sloppy good time - a party-style mix of house, old school, new wave, rock, hip-hop, alternative, and more."

I always enjoy a party with the objective in the name - so it looks like the fab gay party directions this weekend are for your to become a fierce hot mess. Well, MORE of a fierce hot mess.

Oslo
1456 Woodward
Old enough to drink
10pm
$5

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Oh Buddy

I saw this over on Fabulon and thought I needed to post it over here for you. It's a little dated, but still brilliant.

It did occur to me that I'm about one cameo brooch away from this being me. I can live with that.