Showing posts with label NSFW. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NSFW. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Smoke Break

This one was a hit last night at Doggy Style. Pretty much not safe for most work, but it's the most effed up Doggy Style moment we've had in a while. I'll be really impressed if anyone can name the movie this is from.


Saturday, April 7, 2007

Everybody is a star in Hollywood!

Here's a great video full of great 70's gay things ... the Village People, porn, disco, campy movie scenes ...

Nothing explicit, but probably NSF most W. Ostensibly about the early days of modern porn, but it's just fun and sexy and hot and nostalgic and wow!

You dirty bitch! Look what you've done to my peonies!




Saturday, March 24, 2007

Simply the best!

I cannot stop laughing about this website I just discovered! It's DynaDouche, "the first all brass and steel, affordable personal hygiene system that is uniquely designed for intimate cleansing in the privacy of your own shower!" (While not overtly explicit, you may or may not want to consider this website NSFW.)

There is so much comedy here I don't even know where to start. I guess the first thing that had me spitting red wine all over my computer screen was the fact that the website blares Tina Turner's "Simply the Best" as its theme song ... do you think it's licensed? And more importantly, do you think Tina's people know what it's licensed for? And most importantly do you think it's really the best??


But the real comedy comes as you delve into the website. I enjoyed how everyone wears costumes or other strange 70's art photo paraphenalia in the showers in the photos. Check out the image on the heterosexual starter page ... a bowler?? That's a little more Fosse than I normally like in my douching imagery. The photos of lesbians wearing Santa hats and the leatherman surrounded by pumpkins are also a nice touch. I think we should be on the lookout for a mime.

Remembering 9/11 and the importance of cleanliness ...
Can someone please buy these queens a commercial steamer? The flag, hats and shower curtains are a mess!


I also really admired the promises of "no more standing wet and cold in the shower while cleansing!" Finally!

But I guess my favorite thing is the name, because I can't stop thinking it might be a sassy retort from an arch-nemesis on every gayboy's favorite Sid & Marty Krofft production: "I'll be back,
ElectraWoman and DynaDouche"

Douching is funny.
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