I cannot stop laughing about this website I just discovered! It's DynaDouche, "the first all brass and steel, affordable personal hygiene system that is uniquely designed for intimate cleansing in the privacy of your own shower!" (While not overtly explicit, you may or may not want to consider this website NSFW.)
There is so much comedy here I don't even know where to start. I guess the first thing that had me spitting red wine all over my computer screen was the fact that the website blares Tina Turner's "Simply the Best" as its theme song ... do you think it's licensed? And more importantly, do you think Tina's people know what it's licensed for? And most importantly do you think it's really the best??
But the real comedy comes as you delve into the website. I enjoyed how everyone wears costumes or other strange 70's art photo paraphenalia in the showers in the photos. Check out the image on the heterosexual starter page ... a bowler?? That's a little more Fosse than I normally like in my douching imagery. The photos of lesbians wearing Santa hats and the leatherman surrounded by pumpkins are also a nice touch. I think we should be on the lookout for a mime.
There is so much comedy here I don't even know where to start. I guess the first thing that had me spitting red wine all over my computer screen was the fact that the website blares Tina Turner's "Simply the Best" as its theme song ... do you think it's licensed? And more importantly, do you think Tina's people know what it's licensed for? And most importantly do you think it's really the best??
But the real comedy comes as you delve into the website. I enjoyed how everyone wears costumes or other strange 70's art photo paraphenalia in the showers in the photos. Check out the image on the heterosexual starter page ... a bowler?? That's a little more Fosse than I normally like in my douching imagery. The photos of lesbians wearing Santa hats and the leatherman surrounded by pumpkins are also a nice touch. I think we should be on the lookout for a mime.
Remembering 9/11 and the importance of cleanliness ...
Can someone please buy these queens a commercial steamer? The flag, hats and shower curtains are a mess!
Can someone please buy these queens a commercial steamer? The flag, hats and shower curtains are a mess!
I also really admired the promises of "no more standing wet and cold in the shower while cleansing!" Finally!
But I guess my favorite thing is the name, because I can't stop thinking it might be a sassy retort from an arch-nemesis on every gayboy's favorite Sid & Marty Krofft production: "I'll be back, ElectraWoman and DynaDouche"
Douching is funny.
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