There is absolutely nothing gay going on in Detroit today, I've checked everywhere. So let's just enjoy a little 70's camp.
Here's a great ad for Tab, rife with threats of marital abandonment if you don't stay slim. "Don't you want to have a good shape? He wants you with a good shape." Brilliant!
I wonder if a return to this kind of advertising might help with the obesity epidemic in America, as I have personally found that veiled threats and guilt trips are excellent coercive tools.