An interesting Op-Ed piece ...

... in The Onion today. They's some funny people.

Where Do Homosexuals Get All Their Energy?
By Brandon Kelley

Boy, am I beat. And it's not like I have some crazy life where I'm working
three jobs and going to night school. No, I just have one job and a small
apartment. I don't even have a pet to look after. Even so, it seems that no
matter what I do, there's always more. If they put another eight hours in the
day, I might be able to catch up on the laundry list of chores I have, or even
just my laundry, if I were lucky. But you know who really gets it done?
Homosexuals.

Read the rest of it here.