Thursday, June 19, 2008

Lady Elaine Fairchilde

Was she a lesbian?

Does she drink too much or is that rosacea?

Does she suffer from fibromyalgia?

Is she really British nobility?

So many questions.


Anonymous said...

Such a tragedy. A lonely, educated, gender-neutral, liberal museum curator in a stiflingly small feudal "neighborhood" where everyone else is either part of the bureaucracy or a dumb animal. Stripped of her title for being different, she ends up having to tell people "it's Lady Elaine... like Lady Bird Johnson."
That's when the drinking started.
And chronic fibro-adreno-immuno-poliostic-fatigue syndrome from that toxic waste dump of a factory next door.

Laurita Guarita said...

She could use some conditioner. Alls I'm saying.

Anonymous said...

If you lived in a spinning house, you'd look drunk too!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for bringing this up, I thought I was the only one who lay awake at night pondering the motivation of "Lady Elaine Fairchilde".

/Dr. Alabaster

Jessica said...

*ahem* Love her!


Anonymous said...

I think Lady Elaine Fairchilde may actually be someone whom Fred Rogers knew from his childhood...possibly a close relative.

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